Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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