is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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