I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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