Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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