I think I am morally bankrupt
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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