i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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