he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I think I sprained my soul last night
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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