You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
