She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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