I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
