I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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