I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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