I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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