I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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