I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You work out of a Hotel?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
