thus making me awesome and them whores
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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