It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Four minutes until I can fart!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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