Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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