the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
is wine microwaveable?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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