The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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