i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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