For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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