D3 body, D1 cock
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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