They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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