You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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