i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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