She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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