im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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