That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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