I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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