Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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