But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
