I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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