I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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