I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
it glows. i had to have it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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