He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
