the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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