I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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