there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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