literally had 100 drinks last night.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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