she was so not down for the gang bang
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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