God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
This baby is an asshole
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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