Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I hope mine doesn't look like that
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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