bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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