reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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