talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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