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And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize