And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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