So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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