i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
