areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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