my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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