hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.