Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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