I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad