So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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