We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i drank out of a bidet.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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