Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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